...re your clobber.

I'm sure a few of you will have some good tales to make me smile.

I just asked whether she was sure the front door was locked before we went to bed.

Apparently the porch is definately locked so they would ONLY be able to take a few jackets and shoes.

Its the same as your others is a favourite of my missus,
TBH she is sound nowadays but still can't get her head around the need for so many and converting a room for them, well she is dumbfounded

My Mrs has accepted it in all fairness, said I look like Paddington bear a couple of times along with the odd rant about saving money.

If buying trainers - "just how many pairs of feet do you have?!?"

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The usual
" they are just like the other god knows how many pairs you have "

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That's the one.

Its when she stops talking to you all together you know you've gone to far.

My wife just despairs at my clobber obsession but lives with it.

or "why are you selling them/it you have never worn them/it"

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The usual
" they are just like the other god knows how many pairs you have "
or regarding jackets : " oh that's different , well a slightly different colour to what you already have "
quickly followed by " at least it can hang in the wardrobe with all the others !! "

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exactly the comments i get all the timebut to be fair she isnt to bad,after being with her nearly 22 years she is used to it

Her :

"So your meeting blokes from different parts of the country for a drink and you've only met some of them before? What's wrong with you?"

Me :

"Just make sure the tea is on the table when I get in pet, and make sure your wet for me to insert with ease"

roots through bin , finds next day delivery bag - ' postman's been , another coat I take it ? ' ....

I get the old..

"you can't drive a jacket!"

My bro says a lot of the time "they're all the same..they look like they are from the war"

Wierdo ha ha

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I get the old..

"you can't drive a jacket!"

My bro says a lot of the time "they're all the same..they look like they are from the war"

Wierdo ha ha

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Are you wearing a helmet like!

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Its when she stops talking to you all together you know you've gone to far.

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He's on about the Milles I have Ian..but he wears vans so he hasn't got a leg to stand on!

Not my mrs but a cracker anyway my brothers just got a big tax return said to his mrs think im gonna buy a new car she said what kind he said been looking at a peugeot she said who makes them vauxhall

"how much were they/that?".....while shaking her head

My Wife's Never Moans About Me Buying Jackets etc...
& Has Even In The Past Been Out By Herself & Bought Me The Odd Jacket As A Suprise..

I get "how long are you keeping this one".... *rolls eyes*