The mans a fucking LEGEND

A small part of the convo I had with him tonight lol And I thought I was bad ,,,,,......


thot it would be smart to pour a portionaof curry sauce into a ap int tumbler then topped it up wi hot water oot the kettle ,for a nice curry drink , was fukn lovely , but later that nite , had a near miss ,tryd to shove a fart oot , ma hoop went aw yon warm way and a knew then it was time to run the stairs to the bog , and sure enuf a had sharted maself . just a wee drap fortunately couldve been much worse , nic was rollin aboot lafn at me , coz a was tryn to crowd please
and it nbackfired

Ofcourse , still speak occassionaly on Facebook, great lad and a good laugh, shame he couldnt make the transition to here

The result of 2 great minds colliding........

can someone translate Davie's post ...

we may need ' google translate ' on here now Davie's on ...