sitting at work watching liverpool vrs man utd ,finish about 5 and off to brighton v newcastle
Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
Just finished watching the mighty reds beat the s**m on the little tv in the back room coz little un's watching "Chloes' closet" on big TV in lounge. Took daughters dancing lesson and swimming lessons this morning, in-laws round later for food and a few glasses :-) Steady...
Was the 18th last night so was out until half 5, woke up at 8 o'clock was sick out of my window onto the roof. Fell asleep in the bathroom until I finally got up had a shower and watched the United game. Had a little nap this afternoon but still recovering. I ended up in profit though for the night (somehow).
well that went well, gym was spot on no fucking leg over, but had a cracking night last night apart from the match, that was a fucking joke, woke up at 4am on the settee with my kebab still in its box, so eat that drunk a pint of water and went to bed
Didn't get in till 4. Woke up at 7, drank loads of orange juice and water to nurse my head better, went back kip till 11. Just watched 'The wrong arm of the law', now watching Boro vs. Sunderland and preparing myself for the 5th round draw.
Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
Started the day with a bacon sarnie then enjoyed full sexual intercourse with a real live woman. Might as well go back to sleep cos it's downhill from there
Quote by nefcStarted the day with a bacon sarnie then enjoyed full sexual intercourse with a real live woman. Might as well go back to sleep cos it's downhill from there
How much did you pay her mate ?
Well, I tell them there's no problem Only solutions
Quote by nefcStarted the day with a bacon sarnie then enjoyed full sexual intercourse with a real live woman. Might as well go back to sleep cos it's downhill from there
Lie-in. Nice hot bath listening to the Bugle podcast. Full English at local cafe. Quick trip into York to have a look around the new season stuff in Coggles. Nice chili for tea. Now sat here with that 'back to school tomorrow' Sunday evening feeling, too lacking in motivation to concentrate on anything productive, hence boring you all with the minutiae of my unremarkable existence. ; )
Quote by Mersons BookieForgot to add that I'm currently en route to choose wedding chair covers and bows. Well, I'm going to stand there and shake my head while she chooses them
I share your pain!
I'm working all of next weekend at the UK Wedding Show at Excel.....trying to pretend I give a shit about weddings is hard! Even when getting paid for it.
Got a riot of a day planned today. Like Phil and Olaf I'm sorting out wedding bollocks. On the upside I'm going to buy a pair of shoes, on the downside I won't be wearing them for a few months. Before that I've got 2 poached egg doused in tabasco, three sausages and this german black bread to go for. Feeling like a gentleman of leisure.
Job cancellation so I'm outta 2 days wages. so I went n froze my bollocks off down the my garage getting car parts prept for paint, soon be off to the chippy for a evening spesh then 1.75 pints all night long. Tomorrow I'll be hungover freezing my bollocks off down the garage unless i bottle it and go on a train trip to meadowhall wi the nipper.
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