My 7 year old has been learning about different types of houses this week and today they were asked to write a description about their house. The wife teaches in his school and was marking their work and she got to his which said.......
I live in a spacious 4 bedroom link detached house and it has a bedroom full of jackets.
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."