A couple of year ago we finished up at a party at a mates house. Some folk decided to attend in fancy dress, now my mate Bill had a couple of teeth knocked out the week before and was cajoled in dressing up as the tooth fairy, complete with boob tube, wings, tutu and Martens. Now as all the best parties go everyone drank till they dropped. Next day everyone got up to go home and Bill offered me and a few others a lift home. As we were driving down the road a cop car pulled out of a side street and started to follow us. Luckily we happened upon a Macdonalds and pulled into the drive through as did the cop car. Bill shouts up the orders and then realises he has no cash on him its in his trousersn in the boot. No one would give him any money so he had to get out of his motor, still in fancy dress bend over in the boot and grab the cash. The coppers in their motor started pipping their horn, clapping and taking pictures with Bill playing up to the cameras. Lucky escape but he pulled it off.
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:28 pm
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