She's just ear 'oled me talking to a mate on my phone arranging to go out a bit later this weekend so as to catch both the Holland game and later on the German one.
She pick's up the paper and blurts out, "thought you were watching the Holland game this afternoon.........it says here Netherlands are playing Denmark"
Have been talking to my birds maid of honor arranging things past few weeks. She thought the national anthem got changed everytime we had a new monarch, mainly because she thought it went "Stand for Victoria, happy and glorious" I then told her the queens name was 'Liz, it blew her mind. Oh and she thought Denmark was the capital of Sweden
"Oh Adam have you seen the advert in the Post ???? its for a new Polish Shop ! that would be good for you with all your shoes !!!" Fucccckkiinnn 'elllllllllllllll...........
"I live for myself and answer to no one." ~ Steve McQueen. " I wear what I like and I like what I wear." ~ Adam. " It's always been just part of the culture. Growing up, for most working-class kids, is all about football, music and clothes. You might not have much money, but whatever you have got, you're going to look good." ~ Weller.
Years ago we went to a posh Chinese restaurant for a mates birthday meal.
My mate brought his wife along who was a real stunner....until she opened her mouth! and then she made them birds from the Essex TV show sound intelligent!
We had a lovely meal and after all plates had been cleared away the waiter asked would we like any desserts, the waiter reeled off the dessert menu then said they had some Lychees on the special dessert menu.
My mate has turned to his wife and said ' Debbie would you like some Lychees for dessert?'
she has piped up 'Lychees! fuckin Lychees! I don't like any sort of Cheese!'
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, Flowing into the night.......
me "I off out to watch England darling" Her " Well thats a fuckin lie" me " Why's it a fuckin lie? her "Your BANNED!!!!!" Give me strength .lol
"I live for myself and answer to no one." ~ Steve McQueen. " I wear what I like and I like what I wear." ~ Adam. " It's always been just part of the culture. Growing up, for most working-class kids, is all about football, music and clothes. You might not have much money, but whatever you have got, you're going to look good." ~ Weller.
Quote by adamme "I off out to watch England darling" Her " Well thats a fuckin lie" me " Why's it a fuckin lie? her "Your BANNED!!!!!" Give me strength .lol
As she expected you to take a short trip to Ukraine before the match started... Bless her.
Quote by adamme "I off out to watch England darling" Her " Well thats a fuckin lie" me " Why's it a fuckin lie? her "Your BANNED!!!!!" Give me strength .lol
Watching the England game last night and let's face it the ref did blow a few times in favour of the French.
Anyway he blows the whistle, again, late into the game as an off side against Wellbeck. "What's he blowing for now!" she says. "Wellbeck was offside was my reply. "Yes" she says........."But it was the French blokes fault!"
my misses rang me a bit back when i was with her .anyway on the phone she said do you want anything from shop i replied yes get us a mirror(newspaper)..she said alright love will do .. 10 mins later come walking through the door with the shopping and fuck me ..she only bought me a shaving mirror lol...... ah women god love them eh...
Went for a walk around Attenborough Nature reserve. Walking along and she pipes up with " God there are alot of Nazi's out today!" WTF ................... I think she ment Mozzies ! Pissed my self I just had an image of all these German Helmets poping up and down in the undergrowth !
"I live for myself and answer to no one." ~ Steve McQueen. " I wear what I like and I like what I wear." ~ Adam. " It's always been just part of the culture. Growing up, for most working-class kids, is all about football, music and clothes. You might not have much money, but whatever you have got, you're going to look good." ~ Weller.
Just seen Richard Whitehead, the double amputee storm to victory in the paralympics. Called her in from the kitchen to show her and she says "he's gonna be faster...............he's lighter than all the others"
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