And it isn't as funny as when it happens to one of the Looney Tunes. Fucking hurt.

did your head damage the handle ?

Yeah it was left as a perfect outline of my face

And then Elma Fudd came up and shot me point blank and blew my bill round the back of my head

Frank - absolute classic ...

I really hope you have to explain to people any bruising as that would be funny.

I jumped on a hoe last night - is that similar?

lip is swollen a bit, opened up my gums and theyre fairly bloody. Went numb straight away. was worried I'd lost a tooth

i bet you did on purpose
practicing your head butts an that