Stuck at home today whilst i've got builders in. Struggling to find something to watch on daytime tv. The controllers over the other side of the room so i'm wading through JK, fuck me, where do they get these people from?
Here's todays classic, the fine figure of a man in the middle waddled onto the stage and wedged himself in the chair and has accussed his mistress on the right of being unfaithful. The woman on the left is his wife. The mistress, who he asked to marry has taken a lie detector to prove she is faithful to him, she passed with flying colours. He was then asked to take a lie detector and it turn's out he's cheating on 'em both.
I hate Jeremy Kyle would love to give the big mouthed cunt a taste of his own medicine,what people go on his show for i really dont know.5 minutes of fame maybe?
They all seem to be sitting in line......surely a single bullett would rid us of all 3.....................i do watch Kyle now n again in the hope that one day someone will fookin lamp him or really put him on the spot about his own seedy past.........cnut
Don't watch it much when i'm at home, but when at work it has reached cult status. Me & a fella that i work with bet money every weekday morning on the outcome of the lie detector tests & DNA results.
Okay, the people on it i can only describe as 'lifes sweeper uppers' & the show itself as 'lower class dross'- but you can't have everything on such a low budget show....,
"If you have friends like mine, raise your glasses. If you don't have friends like mine, raise your standards."
made me chuckle today......cracking episode lol......should presribe it as an anti depressent, cos after watching it you feel a lot better about yourself!!