An eighty-three year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said " Then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir." The gentleman said " I didn't have to show it last time."
"Impossible!" The woman said "you British have always had to show your passports to get through here!" The man responded by whispering "well, when I came ashore on the beach on D-day in 1944, I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchman to show it to!