apart from the wife, Any us lot keep strange/wonderful/freaky pets or have done in the past, Just been chatting and remember as a kid going round to a pals house and sitting on his sofa only to feel a fucking python slither behind me, A big un too, they let it roam around the house, strange bunch, I kept lizards/gecko's as a kid and used to feed them on crickets until once they all escaped and bred all round the house, kept finding them for months afterwards.
always fancied an albino rabbit for some reason too.
O yeah and derek your maine lion does not count

had a labrador....he was an UNUSUAL fooker no doubt!!...mad as a hatter

We had an Albino Dwarf Rabbit called R-fur but now have these pests:

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O yeah and derek your maine lion does not count [/quote]
thats no fair man. my in laws have got turkeys! and some sort of python. i used to keep puffer fish crazy little fuckers

[quote="The Individual"]6 dragons 4 unicorns 2 mermaids a phoenix and a chinchilla I lost them all on day 3 of Global Gathering 2007........ but I definitely had them that weekend, I kept them in my pocket and unleashed them during Frankie Knuckles 3 hour's [/quote]

You have too many long weekends my man

I had two pet rats once. They didn't really do much apart from bite me.

I also once had a stick insect. I didn't clean the container the stick insect was living in for a while and then three babies were born. I didn't even think that was possible according to science.

[quote="The Individual"]6 dragons 4 unicorns 2 mermaids a phoenix and a chinchilla I lost them all on day 3 of Global Gathering 2007........ but I definitely had them that weekend, I kept them in my pocket and unleashed them during Frankie Knuckles 3 hour's [/quote]

Since when did you have a chinchilla?

I've been trying to keep a massive one-eyed trouser snake under wraps since I was about 13

does an autistic dog count? Seriously odd behaviour...

crabs!

i used to keep quite a few snakes before the wee one was born, had about 8 or 9 at one point most were quite small, about 4-5 ft, but had 2 boa constrictors that were large, the male was 8ft and the female was just under 10ft. had an albino burmese python that was huge, 12.5ft long and its body was really thick, all were really tame but couldnt have things like that about with a baby in the house so they had to go,

will look for some pictures

heres one of the boas