i ve got two. first blocking the public highway without a vehicle and the second, was criminal damage to a police van and pizza hut window ( i let the handbrake off one when the OB were attending an incident, i jumped out,it rolled down a slope into the window)
I was once really pissed @ Boothferry pk years ago, and had it with the police on horseback abusing them, after horse shit infront of me, I explained would it be ok for me to that in public among few hundred people and was arrested, too many to mention, my CRB is like the yellow pages but gladly all spent now
Once spent the night in nick for 'obstructing a police officer in the execution of his duty'
Came out of a boozer a few years back and being totally cabbaged never noticed there as a bit of a kerfuffle just past the boozer. I stepped out in the road and a cop car ran over me, bounced off his bonnet i did, luckily i were that far gone i just bounced. OB just picked me up and threw me in the back of the car and threw me in jail, couldn't remember a thing when i woke up in the morning............oh and some cunt had threw up in the corner.
Zitat von get the beer inOnce spent the night in nick for 'obstructing a police officer in the execution of his duty'
Came out of a boozer a few years back and being totally cabbaged never noticed there as a bit of a kerfuffle just past the boozer. I stepped out in the road and a cop car ran over me, bounced off his bonnet i did, luckily i were that far gone i just bounced. OB just picked me up and threw me in the back of the car and threw me in jail, couldn't remember a thing when i woke up in the morning............oh and some cunt had threw up in the corner.
This has the potential to be a great thread, class
littering,,,,,,,,he did say get rid of the bottle ,,, he didnt say FLING the bottle away
that and giving a false name ,,, then trying tae run away ,,, the cunt was standing on ma toe ,, a never noticed ,,,, so a fell on ma face ,,,,i was wearing a brand new burberry blue house check jaiket at the time
IF YOU WANT A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE, IMAGINE A BOOT STAMPING ON A HUMAN FACE ---FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not long after the terror attacks on glasgow airport a copper walks into the boozer where i had just sat down, he was asking about any suspicious packages or people going around and i pointed at my my mate and said there ye go, the copper asked me outside for a chat the next think i was in the cells!!!!!!!! bastard copper said his job was bad enough without arseholes like me winding him up! i got a night to reflect on my actions then the cunt woke me up and threw me out at fucking 6 on a monday morning i wasnt pleased i tell thee and i still get pelters from my mate about it too
Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
i also nearly got nicked in Barcelona on my missuses 30th, because she was so pissed i couldnt wake her up, and the OB tried to handcuff me when i slapped her face trying to wake her up. i left the pub at 2am, and got back to the hotel at 6-30am, it was 200 metres away
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and the second, was criminal damage to a police van and pizza hut window ( i let the handbrake off one when the OB were attending an incident, i jumped out,it rolled down a slope into the window)
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with 2 of us fookin mad
i wasnt pleased i tell thee and i still get pelters from my mate about it too
