I live in a cul-de-sac with loads of silver surfers, so if they need anything computer-wise doing the Mrs tells them I'll do it.
Even though I ain't got a clue half the time - trial and error is method.

A few years back the company I worked for would let you take the van home and let you use it at the weekends.............the amount of fridges and furniture I got nominated to move around by my then girlfriend for her family and friends was a fucking joke!!!!



but she did give a nice blowjob!

yep all the time....drives me fookin nuts.............roped into papering a bedrroom next week

My missus's best friend was moaning how she hadnt been shagged for ages, and missus said O my bloke is good at it, so sent me round to do the honours, I asked if my missus wanted to come along and join in, she said are you mad its my best friend. confused.
needless to say I fancied her mate anyway..... :)

Put a unit up and some sliding wardrobes for the mother in law last few weeks,the father in law is useless,if he can't use a hammer for it,it doesn't get done

[quote="haxby"]Put a unit up and some sliding wardrobes for the mother in law last few weeks,the father in law is useless,if he can't use a hammer for it,it doesn't get done[/quote]

Is he called Jeremy Clarkson?

[quote="jonah"]I hate it, when one of her friends wants something like a light fitting changed etc and my mrs goes oh jonah done all mine, ill ask him for ya!!!
Then she asks me and when i tell her to get lost she says but ive told em youll do it now!!!
Bloody women...............[/quote]


here man ,, im a slater and plasterer tae trade ,,,, so tell me fucking about it

AYe all the time..With her mum and sisiters the most....

the thing that really annoys me is the old chesnut"oh ill get derek to come pic you up" it doesnt matter if i have got fucking plans, if i say anything i get the old look of death and the "but ive said you could do it" now that really boils my piss