I have give up all hope of jumping and screaming at people on their phones while driving. They look at me gone out like Im the one mad. prob am, but ever since i was caught why the fuck should others do it..........
Zitat von get the beer inBouncer's, doormen, door stewart's call 'em what you will.
"If your names not down your not coming in"
Fuckin' jobsworth's.
DW to the thread..........................paaaaalease.
Hahahaha! I see what you did there.
Zitat von scud783Fuckin bouncers ! now dont get me wrong they are not all cunts , just 99.9% of them. Oher night i was out with my Mrs (both dressed smart as fuck...obviously) only had a couple of drinks , and this wee lad pulls me at the door! Knob head - where you been tonight Me - a few local pubs..why ? Knob head - you look pissed ? how much you had to drink Me - not alot mate, but you can go and have a running fuck to yourself if you think am going to beg to get in this shit box you jobsworth cunt , goodbye.
I just dont like them, i was genuinely attacked in wolverhampton by three of them for fuck all! and chased about bury st Edmund's by a car load of em for calling one of the steriod filled meat head shit suit wearing cunts, a fat cunt !
cant do bouncers
None taken!
I refuse to wear 'owt but my normal clothes. And don't do Steroids. And funnily enough one of my blokes last Saturday pulled a lad at the door explained that he'd seen him staggering as he came down the road and thought he was to drunk to enter the pub Then it went like this -
Drunk (DK)- How can I be pissed? I've just broke up with me' missus.
My Doorman (DM) - ?????. I saw you swaying across the pavement.
DK - My mates are in there though.
DM - Sorry, you'll have to meet up with them later. I can't let you in.
A girl come out and trips off the step.
DK - See, she's pissed.
ME - Yes, but she was sober when she came in and she's now left so is isn't our responsibility anymore.
DK - So you won't let me.
DM - Sorry, but no.
DK (to DM) - You want a fight don't you, C'mon I'll fight ya'. I ain't pissed. I've just split up with me Missus.
We just ignored him, and then a couple of lads who knew him came out asked what had happened. Apologised and took him away.
This happened just now driving back from football on a busy roundabout. People who enter roundabouts who cannot clear it, so you go halfway around and there's some stupid bitch in a 4 x 4 sitting there blocking the entrance.... grrrrrrr
Being late also fucking pisses me off. You are fully aware in advance that an event or something is happening so why the fuck can you not just get organised and prepare yourself to be at location x for time y. It isn't hard at all. I am a student and the same cunts day in, day out just mosey on in 15 minutes late without a care in the world. That is thing with being late. Most people are late and don't give a toss that they are totally disrespecting everyone else who is on time.
People in my uni class do this. This seems acceptable to them and other students. I was chatting to a lad who thought it was hilarious that this chap comes in 15 mins late for every lesson, I was disgusted, it aint funny, it's moronic.
right it would be obscene to suggest every bouncer on the planet is a cunt , like saying every police officer on the planet is a cunt.
But unfortunately the job seems to attract cunts, like its a badge of honour being a bouncer and knocking back people for no good reason ?
Don't get me wrong i have been launched out of night clubs and deserved every bit i got , but the other night made me burst, genuinely stone cold sober ...wee prick was looking for a fight...jobsworth
Zitat von scud783right it would be obscene to suggest every bouncer on the planet is a cunt , like saying every police officer on the planet is a cunt.
But unfortunately the job seems to attract cunts, like its a badge of honour being a bouncer and knocking back people for no good reason ?
Don't get me wrong i have been launched out of night clubs and deserved every bit i got , but the other night made me burst, genuinely stone cold sober ...wee prick was looking for a fight...jobsworth
When you give someone a walkie talkie they think they can take on the world.
People who come for the bus at the last minute, then try to push to the front.. "fuck off".
People who are meant to be your mate acting like a grade a tosser when someone who's known well round the area, fucking wanker.
These wankers in town on a weekend who wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small small for them so they look 'big' and them jeans which make 'em look like they've shat themselves, these people usually have the cuntish attitude to go with their look.
Cunts in the Spar that pay for a packet of crisps and a pint of fucking milk with a credit card. Cunts that dawdle along the street as I'm walking forcing me to go around them. Cunts that hang a big fuck off bunch of keys from the belt loop of their jeans. Cunts that whistle thinking they're Roger Fucking Whitaker
Zitat von mkj1972Muslim Extremists who hate it here but are quite happy to take our benefits.It makes me mad! (I know not all muslims are like this before i get accused of being a racist)
Yawnworthy shite. There are plenty of white extremists sitting on the dole too.
On a lighter note... you'd think that a scouser would think twice about accusing someone of taking benefits. Pot kettle black springs to mind.
Anyway, what boils my piss is people letting their dogs shit on the street and not picking it up.
Yarnworthy shite. What boils my piss is sterotypes. Because that lad has a Liverpool Emblem in his avatar you assume he is Scouse. In fairness he possibly will be. But that joke is 20 years old now.
Fellas who tuck there jeans into there boots that are half undone, not all of them just the ones over 25 . Went out for a mates wife's birthday the other week this bloke was in his 40s dressed like he was 18 , hi lights in his hair the works,thought he was a Romeo as well , utter twat
Men with Ponytails! Does not make me mad really! Just think they look like cunts! People who go to pubs esp Wetherspoons & drink Coffee if you want to drink Coffee go to a Coffee Shop.You can never get served in my local spoons because the bar is full of coffee drinkers!
Zitat von mkj1972Men with Ponytails! Does not make me mad really! Just think they look like cunts! People who go to pubs esp Wetherspoons & drink Coffee if you want to drink Coffee go to a Coffee Shop.You can never get served in my local spoons because the bar is full of coffee drinkers!
Wetherspoons a pub ? soz mate they aint no fukin pubs !!! there shit hole excuses for pubs !!! but i know where ya coming from but they wont pay starbucks prices cos thats the cheap idiots these places attract !!!
Zitat von mkj1972Men with Ponytails! Does not make me mad really! Just think they look like cunts! People who go to pubs esp Wetherspoons & drink Coffee if you want to drink Coffee go to a Coffee Shop.You can never get served in my local spoons because the bar is full of coffee drinkers!
Wetherspoons a pub ? soz mate they aint no fukin pubs !!! there shit hole excuses for pubs !!! but i know where ya coming from but they wont pay starbucks prices cos thats the cheap idiots these places attract !!!
You are right mate cannot really call Wetherspoons a pub!
Zitat von mkj1972 People who go to pubs esp Wetherspoons & drink Coffee if you want to drink Coffee go to a Coffee Shop.You can never get served in my local spoons because the bar is full of coffee drinkers!
I don't 'drink' so I do have Coffee in pubs, large quantities of diet Coke looses it's appeal sometimes and I like Coffee. It seems a bit severe to go out with my mates and communicate with them via phones as they're in the pub and I'm in Starbucks (or it's equivalent).
Zitat von mkj1972 People who go to pubs esp Wetherspoons & drink Coffee if you want to drink Coffee go to a Coffee Shop.You can never get served in my local spoons because the bar is full of coffee drinkers!
I don't 'drink' so I do have Coffee in pubs, large quantities of diet Coke looses it's appeal sometimes and I like Coffee. It seems a bit severe to go out with my mates and communicate with them via phones as they're in the pub and I'm in Starbucks (or it's equivalent).
Point taken - I think in Spoons they have loyalty cards for the coffee drinkers, plus only one coffee machine so the bar gets packed & nobody can get served.
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