The progression in the newspaper of where you see your friends: police log for disorderly conduct; wedding announcements; police log for domestic abuse; obituaries.
[quote="OFFHand"]When I start waking up @ 0530am every morning without an alarm...........[/quote]
I too have noticed this ja, i used to be shite at getting up but in the last 10 years im like a robot, even on me days off, im up, 40 this year will i ever have a lie in again??
[quote="Wardle71"][quote="OFFHand"] I too have noticed this ja, i used to be shite at getting up but in the last 10 years im like a robot, even on me days off, im up, 40 this year will i ever have a lie in again?? [/quote]
Spooky
The big 4-0 for me too this year and I'm exactly the same....5am pretty much every morning whether I need to be or not.
Getting up early is a good thing, the best time of the day is when every fucker is asleep. That tranquility of a fresh early morning is infinitely inspiring.
Old man noises (nicked from the Adam & Jo show on 6music) Basically when you make a noise for no apparent reason, young people make no such noises. eg, when bending down to pick something up, "ooohhhh" or after taking the first glug of a pint, "aaahhhhhhhh" There is no reason to make these sounds!
[quote="get the beer in"]Signs we are getting old.....................
When the highlight of your night is sitting at home on a computer talking to strange men you've never met on message boards. [/quote]
there IS something not quite sane about that..... but my excuse is that I feel like I know y'all.....
Sign of getting old????? I get irritated by 'those pesky kids' playing football near the front of my house
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."