your hotel room with 8 cans and a kfc
oh and dont forget the laptop you`ll need pornhub to break the boredom up
hope that helps

[quote="a-casual-zulu"]your hotel room with 8 cans and a kfc
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MOD NOTE - Just to let OH members know. A Casual Zulu is here all night, I thank yow'.

Where is NUL ??????????

Shame you aren't visiting the REAL Newcastle

[quote="OFFHand"]Where is NUL ??????????[/quote]

Thank god you know your clothes Ja, because you would be useless as a Geography teacher!


G.

Nip Straight into Stoke then me old,
G, I prob knew where it was just forgot, and I only usually travel North
You know Wetwang????

Carl is actually bang on - Newcastle Under Lymme is a fucking shit hole. Played rugby there many times. In and out. Mind you'll get a wrights pie.

I'd be more worried about returning home with your shoes and socks mate, they'll more than likely get nicked.

[quote="OFFHand"]You know Wetwang????[/quote]
is that some native indian settlement?

Newcastle's a great little town, it's where my ma lives.

I assume you'll be staying in the Travel Lodge? If so, nip across the A34 to The Old Brown Jug, it's less than a minutes walk. Good selection of cask ales, decent music, can be busy though, especially on weekends and Wednesdays. Quite often stuff on, bands etc.

If you're up for a quieter pint in nice surroundings head towards Morrisons and you'll find The Boat and Horses which is a nice little place. If you head up towards Heartshill you'll find The Museum, and a little further up The Greyhound, the latter of which is a Titanic pub and has some decent and strong ale on tap. All these are within 5 to 10 minute walk away from the Travel Lodge. Shalimar Indian is a couple of minutes away too and opens late for a curry before bed.

Avoid the centre unless you're after some cheap baggy clout - in which case head straight to Brassos.

When are you in N-U-L ?? I am only a few miles away

Once had the misfortune of spending 2 nights at the Premier Inn at Newcastle Under Lyme with work. There's a Taybarn pub next door which does an all you can eat deal for £10 or something. I've never seen so much snide Stone Island under one roof in all my life.

[quote="whixley"] I've never seen so much snide Stone Island under one roof in all my life.[/quote]

I`m sure Jonah will be sorting that

[quote="Anchor"]Carl is actually bang on - Newcastle Under Lymme is a fucking shit hole. Played rugby there many times. In and out. Mind you'll get a wrights pie.[/quote]

Cant Beat a Wrights Pie fella..

[quote="Leicester_Loyal"]I'd be more worried about returning home with your shoes and socks mate, they'll more than likely get nicked. [/quote]

Says the fella from Leicester..

I was working Down your neck of the woods Glen Parva a few weeks ago & what a Shit Hole that Place was thought i was back in the 70s again..

[quote="whixley"]Once had the misfortune of spending 2 nights at the Premier Inn at Newcastle Under Lyme with work. There's a Taybarn pub next door which does an all you can eat deal for £10 or something. I've never seen so much snide Stone Island under one roof in all my life.[/quote]

Thats what you get to going to eat where the Chavs eat at..

What did you Expect for all you can eat for £10..
It be Full of Snobs..

Some strange responses IMO, I've always considered Newcastle as relatively posh. That said, it seems most peoples experiences are actually of Chesterton, rather than Newcastle.