What can you do that is your party piece,when I was younger and slimmer I could run up a wall and flip back on my feet perfectly,if I tried it now I would land perfectly on my head.

Mars bar trick. Dont ask, but ask me to do it if you ever meet me!

G.

Turn your back for 5 minutes..................

snort a condom up ma nose and pull it out ma mouth

quite easy realy ,,,,

I can leave really scathing replies to shit threads started in the wrong sections on Internet forums.

I can do a perfect impression of Daniel Day Lewis as Christy Brown complete with spittle.

I can also raise my eyebrows independant of each other.

[quote="mogwaiyoungteam"]snort a condom up ma nose and pull it out ma mouth

quite easy realy ,,,, [/quote]
Yes i've mastered that as well, can even do it with a neck chain - i was a bootneck for 12 years so you can imagine some of my party pieces - i've drank my mates puke & piss - mastered the dance of the flamin arseholes & pumped some of the most disgusting 'grollies' you've ever seen - all in the name of the Corps ofcourse....,