[quote="Leonard Osbourne"]Just spent the last half hour looking for my money after being pissed up last night.
Hid the cunt under the mat in the bathroom [/quote]
fuck sake man ,,,,, in CD covers ,, in RECORDS you play ,,,, in shoes/trainers ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, under the mat in the bog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
IF YOU WANT A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE, IMAGINE A BOOT STAMPING ON A HUMAN FACE ---FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[quote="Mersons Bookie"][quote="Donny."]Mines always in my pockets. Took £65 to Boro and came back with £8.34 and a headache.[/quote]
and a weakened respiratory system[/quote]
Aye, having Asthma doesn't help. If there was an award for projectile vomiting i'd have got 1st place this morning, mainly liquid and bits of chinese. After Birmingham next saturday, i'll slow down on the ale.
My uncle Terry used to hide money from his wife under the paving slabs infront of his house, my nan always mentions finding him one sunday morning frantically turning them over trying to find the money he'd put under there after a win on the horses the day before and hidden after a night in the pub!
On a recent works night out one of our salesmen (who I don't like) walked in and started pulling tiny squares of £10 notes out of his shoes, his boxers, his inside pockets and a hidden zip of his wallet, when I asked him what he was doing he told me his mrs searches him before he goes out to know how much he's spending, I didn't like him even more then, gutless and full of shit
was out one night and had too many disco biscuits..everyone back to my place for party, then I got paranoid about my money so I went over the road and the saturday morning market was setting up, so I went over to a stall selling clothes and put £150.00 under a pile of shirts, the bird on the stall asked what I was doing and I said 'that'll be safe there' and fcuked off...bet the bird packed up her stall and fcuked off aswell! Took me days for the memory to kick back in and realise what I had done
I once got a love letter at school and went to the toilet to rip it up, without looking I ripped it up and went to the shops at dinner to spend my fiver what i had nicked, Guess what, I only gone and ripped the fucking fiver up and was left with the love letter, sod's law
[quote="OFFHand"]I once got a love letter at school and went to the toilet to rip it up, without looking I ripped it up and went to the shops at dinner to spend my fiver what i had nicked, Guess what, I only gone and ripped the fucking fiver up and was left with the love letter, sod's law[/quote]
hahaha it's funny how stuff like that sticks with you forever. I remember selling someone something at school and accidentally giving them the money back. It has never left me and I still wish i could go back and get the stretch armstrong or the 50p back haha.
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