The Apprentice starts tonight and I for one can't fucking wait. It is simply the best thing the BBC have done in years. Funny, frustrating, evil, entertaining - the ultimate people watching experience. And you get to see most of them implode along the way and there is invariably a bit of fanny to oggle over. (although it appears they have some right hounds this year)
Last year Sabotage times did some excellent reviews on the shows as well - if there still there get them read. And hopefully they will do the same this year.
This looks to be about the best of the lot this series.
Happy viewing - lets see what deluded fuck up who thinks there the shit gets torn up for arse paper at 9.00pm by Lordallan tonight.
I really like this, It's always the people who think they're the shit that come quite far tho. Good to see the quiet boy with the glasses and the dark hair won the Junior Apprentice.( Aye, I even watched that)
Never watched one episode and never will, i think it's shite.....................just my opinion like. Why would anyone want to go on national tv and get publically humiliated............and sacked by some dodgy looking geezer you wouldn't buy a used car off.
But that is the beauty. Watching these cunts who think they are special having there personalities and ego slowly eroded until they are mere husks of there former selves. Most gratifying.
Counting down the minutes here. Can't wait. Hate all their bullshit business guffer talk and everything they stand for and the fact that these smug arseholes seem to get on. Love seeing them brought down to earth, going all red in the face and stabbing each other in the backs. Looks some prize tools already from the teaser clips. Oh and that slag on ok tv! Like how she used all her superb business skills to get herself a job as a bit of fluff on a gossip show
Brilliant. That Edward was a complete mental. Great to see a mental breakdown in actuality. What a cunt. Plus fucking shave you wanker. The lack of hair on your top lip makes you look like a cock end.
Very pissed off with lack of clunge. I wonder who will turn into de fault blart?
Some great quotes such as " The sky is not my limit when there are footprints on the moon" and the best was "Not only am I the youngest but also the shortest"
Quality viewing, I finished the ironing early so I could savour every minute.
'kin hell they get worse every year don't they?! Some seriously clueless sorts on there but two of the birds (the team leader and the chinese one) are both quite easy on the eye. The team leader tonight was abysmal.
Anchor - none of the blokes seemed to shave, some proper no mark scruffs on there
It seems that another year of stubble is the order of the day. The one who looks Martin Sheen, mate facial hair up to your eyeballs is not a cool look on anyone, let alone a geek.
Melody is fit, however she is annoying. Edward was a complete tool, the guy could not string a meaningful sentence together, neither could he identify an orange. Was he colour blind or just a complete twat???
thank fuck 'Jim from Ulster' looks a tad more sensible than that cunt last year who trotted up the 'Sandhurst' line at every opportunity
love the Apprentice. Makes me feel better about myself when I see that this is the countrys best young business brains
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
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