"he had appalling taste in clothes too. Pringle jumpers, pleated Farrahs, shoes that looked like pasties, white socks, revolting shirts and a comical wedge-cut hairdon't"
those were the kind of records we "jazz funkers" avoided like the plague(although some are decent). Good sales pitch though, and apart from the tache,(although I did have one for a while) and pleated Farahs!!?? It sounds like me...
I hope the person selling never becomes a magistrate*. They seem to have a some what skewed viewed of what acts are more reprehensible than others leaves a bit to be desired......IMO.
"But his most horrendous crime, worse than wiring up my granny's shower so it was electrically live........................ was the fact that he actually liked the abomination known as Jazz Funk.
* This could always change if I ever decide to be become a Cowboy Sparkie and get charged with shower related manslaughter. In which case said person would be my ideal beak. Slap on the wrist and I'd be off to do a full re-wire at the Kindergarten!