Many Many Thanks To You All For The Congratulations & I Promised I'd Be Downstairs For 7 O 'Clock.. & Got My Favourite Scampi & Chips For Tea.. So I'll Raise A Glass To You Lads..
Every time I get asked how long I've been married I tell them two. When they say 'two years?' I say 'no, too fucking long' - the wife thinks I'm joking!
Actually she told me she was going to leave me last week due to my obsession with The Monkees.
I thought she was joking at first but ..... Then I saw her face
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:50 pm
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