Quote by squeakWhen I look out the window with my cock in my hand and im staring at my neighbour who is a grade A MILF is doing the washing up in her bra
When you've just changed the sheets and then sleeping in a freshly bed. Wearing a new pair of raw selvage denim for the first time and starting to break it. The moment when you are at a gig and the music act is finally arriving on stage and starting a cracking show. Reading the papers with a perfect cup of tea in the early morning. Best start in the day. Eating a good made piece of lamb at a nice reastaurant, i love it. And finally a drunken shag on sunday morning with a random, dirty bird.
Todays payday (got all my holiday money through). The thought of Brighton on Saturday. Finding something on a site, then going on another site and finding it £65 cheaper. The Smiths. This girl I took out the other day, really into her & she turned up in a pair of Superga. Chambray.
if a girl turned up wearing a pair of superga I'd ask her to marry me! One of the birds I'm seeing at the moment is always wearing vans which is nearly as good. Love those indie types.
rock chicks. thigh high leather high heeled boots, band t-shirt cut-off to reveal nice midriff, long hair,.......
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
- £70 quid tip off one table at work, didn't touch their food just poured them drinks. Being a decent bloke I'm splitting it with the other barmen but still several hours wages for free. - Only getting a few hours sleep but still waking up fresh. - Bacon.Whether wedged between bread or smothered in brown sauce it truly is the food of the gods.
- Getting on the train to a big an away game. Whether it be Scunthorpe or a bigger team the feeling is the same. - Putting you're feet in a bowl of hot water after a long day. - Knowing you're the best looking person in an area. - People asking you what brand an item of clothing you're wearing is. - Entering a small clothes shop just to have a look around then having a long conversation with the staff about clothes.
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Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:05 pm
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