anyone ever done anything on the lottery or a scratch card? Put the lottery on twice a week buy a scatch card almost every day but never seem to do anything aside from the occasional tenner. May as well just stick my money on the roulette every day.

not a brass razzoo ..

My missus is very lucky with scratchcards and saves them in a pile, Makes good use of me dipping into it
Me I never even bothered to buy one..

Just been and bought 10 scratch cards and didnt win a bean. Back to work for me...

Worked at a couples house last year and they won a vw golf and a grand on one,which was nice as they had very little,me just the lottery on a saturday and the odd euro when its a roll over

i've never won a penny on the lottery not even a tenner and i do it most weeks, don't really buy scratchcards

Don't play it myself,but i did buy a lottery ticket for a bird who i work with birthdays the other day,funnily enough haven't seen her since...

young lad says to his grandad , " grandad , lend us 50p for an ice-cream , he replies " can you grab yer dick and reach it round and touch yer arse with it ? " , lad replies " no " , grandad says " right , then fuck off " , next day lad finds £1000 winning scratch card , jumps for joy , grandad says " giz a tenner for some beer and fags ? " , boy says " grandad , can you grab yer dick reach under and touch yer arse with it ? " so grandad says " yes , yes I can " , " good " says the little lad , " then go fuck yerself "

here all week folks ...

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Worked at a couples house last year and they won a vw golf and a grand on one,which was nice as they had very little,me just the lottery on a saturday and the odd euro when its a roll over

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I only do the Euro lottery when its over 80 million because the usual 15 million isn't nearly enough to get by on

Never done scratchcards. Do the occasional lottery, when I remember. Did win £91 once though, and a £10 twice.

dont bother myself...

A girl I worked with won the lottery. About 3 million IIRC. Was funny - she just never came back. Don't even think she came in to clear her desk or anything.

A fair while before I met my Mrs, my mum-in-law won 20 grand on the pools, completed with a green pen on St Patricks day Go figure......

think if I won 3 mill , not a fucking cat in hells chance id got anywhere near work - can keep aLL my shite , I'll be snorting charlie of a 3 grand a night hookers ass ...