I asked google where I could have a good time with hundreds of desperate virgins.



Outside any Game shop at midnight apparently, arf.

a recent survey suggests that 1 in 3 wowen are as thick as the other 2

wowen eh ??

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wowen eh ??

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haha...good spot Ste

Yorkshire fella stands up in his lounge and says to his wife "right I'm going down pub, put your coat on" she says "oooh am I coming as well?" He says "no I'm turning central heating off"