Life , at times , can be a tad mundane / serious , day to day bills / mortgage .. Then something happens , and gives you the right giggles .. For me it's a great big loud FART .. or if the dog farts .. no-one else though just us .. Or , if whilst out in the city , you see say like a real posh chick or stuck up person , and they trip on something and stumble .. I know , simple things please simple minds .. but it gives me the giggles ..
Just watching Alfie has me in stitches tbh, 1 yr old on the 29th and been walking 6-8 weeks and we need eyes in the back of our heads but some of little things he does are priceless like when MTV is on with a song with a beat he just stops what he's doing and starts dancing ( well bending his knee's and smiling ), just priceless, money can't buy things like that. He is prone to the odd fart aswell............. must get that off his Mother!
Dogs and young children are a constant source of hilarity. My 5 year old niece calls me Philipe as its the name of a French boy in one of her books, makes me smile every time.
kids are great , constant form of amusement , see a real little 'un at the zoo once , broke away from his mum , jumped in a puddle started rolling round in it , she went fucking balistic , had me in stitches ..
I used to work part time at a shitty shop whle at Uni, stood on a till all day constabtly serving morons. So fucking mundane.
But me and another lad who I worked with used to brighten up the day by saying random words to customers. Usually we would have a theme - i.e. fish, so you had to name a random fish at some point in the transaction:
"Is that everything?"
"Yeah."
"Would you like a trout with that?"
"What?!"
"I said would you like a bag with that?"
"Oh, er, yeah thanks."
Real mature, but it used tp crack me up and passed the day quicker...
"OK, if you would like to stick your card in the halibut and then enter your pin."
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