Afternoon Chaps, glad to be here . A bastion of ethereal sanity whilst Liverpool continues its descent into hell. Still support the Toffees & having a serious mountain faze with Brashers & beards at the top of the list.

Welcome.

Not enough hair on the face to be me mate. Would have to be Chris Bonnington up K2 for 3 months to resemble my current Zak Dingle-ness.