Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
I normally shun reality shit like this, but last night it was cracking me up.
Some runt that used to be in Hollyoaks spent the entire show staring at Imogen's tits, whilst trying to persuade people he didn't eat pork because he's Jewish...... But bacon sandwiches are alright because they don't taste like pork, he even made melon and prosciutto for his starter