I don't understand men who work on a tan whilst on holiday as it only lasts a few weeks anyway. Don't get me wrong I'm happy to get tanned but prefer to spend my time enjoying my holiday.
We went to Magaluf one year and the way the room was positioned there was just one slither on sunlight about the width of a person that came in the room. My mate used to lie on his towel in the one sunny area and move round every fifteen minutes or so when the sun moved. He was like a human clock.
Same guy brought brylcreem to rub all over himself cause he heard it gives you a tan.
I ended up getting talked into having my eyebrows plucked last weekend
Next thing I knew I was being pursued with a fake tan mitt, that's where I draw the line though. It's a slippery slope!
I think Im clever but not clever enough to play with the proper lads, not got the brain span to run with decent folk but i keep trying and trying. shame my prospects are shit and I feel low about myself. I will find my own way one day.
I always use high factor sun cream so am used to being milk bottle white. Happy to be that way.
Female friend of mine had a light spray tan before she went to Florida. Looked good, like. Natural looking, not horribly over the top like theose orange air heads.
Fella I know injects himself with some sh*t, think its called manilla tan or something, he says it changes the pigment in the skin so when your in the sun you go dark straight away.....
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Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:19 pm
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