It's guys like you, give guys like me a bad mame! I'm on a mission this weekend, had a new floor and walls skimmed 18 month ago and have to fit the new skirting....................or else!
[grin] cheered me up no end this, I remember moving last move to our dream home and sitting the missus down before hand going " Right you know this is going to be stressful and we are going to be at each others throats during the move " Missus " We will be fine " 10 minutes in to out 1st shipment all fucking hell breaks loose, things are smashed, lot goes, move off, she leaving, fuck it I disappear....... The joys...
Quote: OFFHand wrote in post #4[grin] cheered me up no end this, I remember moving last move to our dream home and sitting the missus down before hand going " Right you know this is going to be stressful and we are going to be at each others throats during the move " Missus " We will be fine " 10 minutes in to out 1st shipment all fucking hell breaks loose, things are smashed, lot goes, move off, she leaving, fuck it I disappear....... The joys...
am enjoying the quiet as she's away to b&q for more paint...... next spring am buying a big sturdy shed with a big padlock on it to keep her in.... i will let her out to make the tea
Is that not happening already, mine crawls out of her hole and works then I allow her in the conservatory with no heating. A women should know their 2 places ;)
Feckin ell S, 4 colours, I'd be having none of that ( as he checks over his shoulder ! ) If the first one is'nt right the second ones the point of no return!!
Quote: OFFHand wrote in post #4[grin] cheered me up no end this, I remember moving last move to our dream home and sitting the missus down before hand going " Right you know this is going to be stressful and we are going to be at each others throats during the move " Missus " We will be fine " 10 minutes in to out 1st shipment all fucking hell breaks loose, things are smashed, lot goes, move off, she leaving, fuck it I disappear....... The joys...
am enjoying the quiet as she's away to b&q for more paint...... next spring am buying a big sturdy shed with a big padlock on it to keep her in.... i will let her out to make the tea
shipping containers are cheap you could have one of those at bottom of garden. They look the business if done right.
the small spaces prog with george is where I got this from........
aye av been watching that d....... were now back to the first colour we had on....... av been told to go to the gym and she will do it as I am DOING HER HEAD IN..... there all mad
Quote: redmond wrote in post #9aye av been watching that d....... [rot]were now back to the first colour we had on[/rot]....... av been told to go to the gym and she will do it as I am DOING HER HEAD IN..... there all mad
My wife went out, came back and said "said iv bought a Sofa". Big Sofa, seats 4, Small Sofa seats 2 & a big Arm Chair. Trust me lads my living room is not the biggest of spaces. Arm Chair went to the Mother in Laws after a few months. Keep joking with her that the room looks quite bare and we need to gets some more furniture! Told her not to buy anything furniture related without consultation 1st.
Quote: muskamber wrote in post #13My wife went out, came back and said "said iv bought a Sofa". Big Sofa, seats 4, Small Sofa seats 2 & a big Arm Chair. Trust me lads my living room is not the biggest of spaces. Arm Chair went to the Mother in Laws after a few months. Keep joking with her that the room looks quite bare and we need to gets some more furniture! Told her not to buy anything furniture related without consultation 1st.
things loom quite small in a big open space of a shop....
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fucks sake i wish i was back at work
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