Used to remember hearing Chelsea fans sing Celery, Celery if she doesn't come you tickle her bum with a bunch of celery - or something like that. Made me laugh at the time.
Goal kicks were greeted with:You're shit ahhh! Weird.
Quote: Dorfulton wrote in post #1Used to remember hearing Chelsea fans sing Celery, Celery if she doesn't come you tickle her bum with a bunch of celery - or something like that. Made me laugh at the time.
It was a piss-take of the ICF - Inner Celery Firm. I remember buying a celery t-shirt from the official Chelsea shop, which in those days was on a corner next to SB and was smaller than my living room. Changed days.
I'm a bow-legged chicken and a knock-knee'd hen I ain't had a wank since I don't know when I walk with a waggle and I talk with a squawk Doin' the Shoreham Boot Walk!
Heard this sung on many an away day with The Blades, still have no idea what its about
current but it makes me chuckle...... sang to gloria gaynor cant take my eyes off of you, chorus... Oh Coloccini, you are the love of my life, Oh Coloccini, id let you shag my wife, Oh Coloccini... i want curly hair too!!!
Quote: Mersons Bookie wrote in post #4I'm a bow-legged chicken and a knock-knee'd hen I ain't had a wank since I don't know when I walk with a waggle and I talk with a squawk Doin' the Shoreham Boot Walk!
Heard this sung on many an away day with The Blades, still have no idea what its about
Heard this a lot too on away days. You tend to get more of them going off on the trains etc.
Bit of a generic one and not too old either, but the 'Tracksuit(Insert other item of clothing) from Matalan' chant directed at any opposing fan mouthing off in bad gear. There was also a few funny ones going around when we bought that Chengdu Blades.
this is a song we sang at highbury not herd it for many years, or will do for mamy years to come
We're going to win the league, We're going to win the league, And now your gonna believe us, And now your gonna believe us, And now your gonna believe us, We're going to win the league...........
Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
Don't know where this came from - but I think it started when we were playing Atletico Madrid over there: "your ma's a mattress, your ma's a mattress, your ma, your ma, your ma's a mattress..."
as a young leeds lad visiting stamford bridge 1983 5 minutes into the game ...chelsea singing to leeds......we thought you was hard we was wrong ...we was wrong............Leeds replied straight back .......we thought you was soft we was right we was right!
also a month ago leeds v birmingham game at elland road south stand singing to marlon king ( was sent down for sex offences)....YOUR JUST A BLACK JIMMY SAVILLE..
Geordie boys, we are here, woah, woah Geordie boys, we are here, woah, woah Geordie boys, we are here, slap your lass with a Christmas tree, woah woaaaaaaaah.
Quote: Dorfulton wrote in post #1Used to remember hearing Chelsea fans sing Celery, Celery if she doesn't come you tickle her bum with a bunch of celery - or something like that. Made me laugh at the time.
It was a piss-take of the ICF - Inner Celery Firm. I remember buying a celery t-shirt from the official Chelsea shop, which in those days was on a corner next to SB and was smaller than my living room. Changed days.
remember that shop well. literally 5 people and it was full.
" the wheels on your house go round and round, round and round... sung to west ham always made me smile. or our Chelsea Allouetta gives me a chuckle. fuck knows who came up with it but it's murder to remember when you've been on the beer
we can see you sneaking out always makes me chuckle too
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
In your Liverpool slums You look in a dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums You wear a shell suit and have got curly hair All of your kids are in council care In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums There's piss on the pavement and shit on the path You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh In your Liverpool slums
Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
Something that made me chuckle a while ago at the match. When a cat ran on at Anfield and the Kop started to sing "A cat, a cat, a cat, a cat, a cat" to the tune of attack which ourselves and Man U sing.
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