Right, you've got up to 5 dinner guests on your invite list, living or dead.
Here's mine: Oliver Reed, Alex Higgins, Ozzy Osbourne, Keith Moon and George Best. Can't see much food being consumed and tbh I wouldn't like to foot the bar bill, but what a session!
Miranda hart. I'd invite her then slam the door in her face cos she's as funny as feline aids. Good start to the night. Then jedward(one guest or two? Doesn't matter cos they're gonna be met by chuck Norris and someone's shaved his beard off when he was asleep, he's not happy). Then Norris(chuck not the one off corry) disposes of jack Whitehall. Now I can enjoy Christmas without these unfunny cunts on my telly. Then ill bum mila kunis senseless to end the night. Ill send chuck Norris home first. We might even have some food at some point, who knows I havnt thought into it that much.
Quote: rich118 wrote in post #10Miranda hart. I'd invite her then slam the door in her face cos she's as funny as feline aids. Good start to the night. Then jedward(one guest or two? Doesn't matter cos they're gonna be met by chuck Norris and someone's shaved his beard off when he was asleep, he's not happy). Then Norris(chuck not the one off corry) disposes of jack Whitehall. Now I can enjoy Christmas without these unfunny cunts on my telly. Then ill bum mila kunis senseless to end the night. Ill send chuck Norris home first. We might even have some food at some point, who knows I havnt thought into it that much.
charlie sheen, robbie williams, lindsey lohan, keith richards and dave coverdale. Would start thursday evening and monday morning you would wake up in Hong Kong with a 6mill quid bartab and no memory
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Quote: rich118 wrote in post #10Miranda hart. I'd invite her then slam the door in her face cos she's as funny as feline aids. Good start to the night. Then jedward(one guest or two? Doesn't matter cos they're gonna be met by chuck Norris and someone's shaved his beard off when he was asleep, he's not happy). Then Norris(chuck not the one off corry) disposes of jack Whitehall. Now I can enjoy Christmas without these unfunny cunts on my telly. Then ill bum mila kunis senseless to end the night. Ill send chuck Norris home first. We might even have some food at some point, who knows I havnt thought into it that much.
Charlie Sheen Karl Pilkington Ian Brown Robert Downey Jr Professor Brian Cox - just for the words spiritual wisdom about life and the universe while we were all off our faces on every drug known to man!
Confusion in her eyes that says it all. She's lost control.....
Michael Gambon- seems a good laugh Johnny Haynes- Fulham Legend Courtney Cox- sex on legs Natalie Imbruglia - sex on legs Mick Jagger- love to hear some tales of Stones on the road
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, Flowing into the night.......
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