Just a bit of fun, and being bored I typed in my town into urban dictionary and this is what it says....
1. Boscombe
Fucking hell hole, pikiest place in the south of england, makes the place seem northern. Prostitutes galore though OMFG Boscombe is a shit hole
2. Boscombe
The fag end of Bournemouth some may say. But it is now the coolest and most hip place to hang out in. Lots of boho cafes that sell organic trendy food and packed out with gorgeous students. Full of arty, bohemian people who dress stylishly. Art galleries, an O2 concert hall, a market and lots of vintage shops.
Those in the know are snapping up Victorian properties with original features while they are still going cheap . Most of the rehab units are closing down, a surf reef has been built and some seriously trendy restaurants where you can dine on the seafront eating declicious mussels in white wine while listening to the sea lapping the shore.
Boscombe it the happening place to be 1. Where did you get that fabulous 50s dress?
Boscombe
Thought so
2. Where are you gonna see the Pixie Lott concert?
Boscombe O2
Can you get me a ticket?
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3. Boscombe
Boscombe is an innercity suburb of bournemouth probs one of da ruffer parts of the southcoast city n more gangster then most practically counts as its own town yet is right in the thick of main bmuff a pretty cool place 2be- altho mostly made up of bed sits, a good place for people2 make a start n get ther first living accomodation- but not a particulary nice one. one of da main druggy areas around bomo- sum "people" have taken 2 callin it BosVegas- but Fuck That!!! Surely BosAngeles- Or Even Better Boss-Side wud be better. boscome is an alrite place with plenty surroundin it n plenty 2 do. but I wudnt go down ne dark alleys if I was you. Boscombe = dodgey but Coolas
-Red Light District Of Bournemouth- "Wer U From M8?" Boscombe- "Oh Rite kl"
A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
Southampton a town in the south of england that has drifted a mile west every 3.7 years in an attempt to get away from a massive shitpile called portsmouth.
A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"
"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"
at least you don't have far to travel to the smedley shop.
originally from scunthorpe i'm now in nottingham but I can only imagine hwo complementary the site must be about sunny scunny
A city in the West Midlands. Some may call it a concrete jungle but its until you walk into the City Centre to see its a really nice place, the people are friendly and its actually safe to walk through in broad daylight (unlike Birmingham, Nottingham, Leicester and other areas in the West Midlands). Its true that people say we are a minority of chavs, but its true Leicester (a city with a similar population count) have more chavs living there. Home to an under-achieving football team and a poor Rugby team, but the best Ice Hockey and Speedway teams in the UK. If you wish to live in the Midlands, Coventry is the place to be. Fuck off there's chavs everywhere they've clearly never been
A dingy, lifeless town on the south coast of England where nothing ever happens. Steeped in naval history which is about the only thing going for it. Population is roughly 80,000. 30% are dirty unwashed chavs who'll stab you for a bag of chips. 50% are OAPs who'll tell you about when everything was all fields and the other 20% are people like me. Desparate to escape to somewhere half decent.
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