Yesterday two of our customers, who work for the same company made a 320 mile round trip to 'touch base' with me. It was supposed to me a discussion of current work in progress and delivery dates, in reality it were a jolly boys outing for them,why not simply pick up the phone or email me
Using 'come/came to the party' in a sports situation. Normally delivered by a cunt of a pundit. A single sentence that encapsulates the worst of modern football. and then listening to cunts in work using it. The same cunts whose knowledge of pre Pl football is slim to none. ...
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
Quote: RamseesCFC wrote in post #3Using 'come/came to the party' in a sports situation. Normally delivered by a cunt of a pundit. A single sentence that encapsulates the worst of modern football. and then listening to cunts in work using it. The same cunts whose knowledge of pre Pl football is slim to none. ...
Quote: get the beer in wrote in post #1Yesterday two of our customers, who work for the same company made a 320 mile round trip to 'touch base' with me. It was supposed to me a discussion of current work in progress and delivery dates, in reality it were a jolly boys outing for them,why not simply pick up the phone or email me
Quote: get the beer in wrote in post #1Yesterday two of our customers, who work for the same company made a 320 mile round trip to 'touch base' with me. It was supposed to me a discussion of current work in progress and delivery dates, in reality it were a jolly boys outing for them,why not simply pick up the phone or email me
So my grind of the day is 'touch base'
People that type "me" instead of "be"
I'm a man of few words and I talk faster than I type
Actually 110% is another one. Heard rooney say it last week. Fuckin stop it now. It's illogical and another sports cliché that 'sky gen' delivered.
T, what about 'in his locker'.... Wtf. to be honest I blame big ron for most of these
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
I'll add cunts in work using these phrases having elevated themselves to football expert through 10 years sky sports subs
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
Quote: get the beer in wrote in post #1Yesterday two of our customers, who work for the same company made a 320 mile round trip to 'touch base' with me. It was supposed to me a discussion of current work in progress and delivery dates, in reality it were a jolly boys outing for them,why not simply pick up the phone or email me
So my grind of the day is 'touch base'
I thought you'd enjoy having your base touched -
Alan Smith , top tv pundit , , totally winds me up with his ' Meat 'n Veg ' , ' on the Park ' , and other stupid footy sayings .. as does Micheal Owen , complete fuckin borefest .. he does ' me ' head ' in !
Quote: RamseesCFC wrote in post #13Actually 110% is another one. Heard rooney say it last week. Fuckin stop it now. It's illogical and another sports cliché that 'sky gen' delivered.
T, what about 'in his locker'.... Wtf. to be honest I blame big ron for most of these
I'll raise you...
"It's another special night of European football here at Anfield"
Quote: RamseesCFC wrote in post #13Actually 110% is another one. Heard rooney say it last week. Fuckin stop it now. It's illogical and another sports cliché that 'sky gen' delivered.
T, what about 'in his locker'.... Wtf. to be honest I blame big ron for most of these
I'll raise you...
"It's another special night of European football here at Anfield"
(*vomits into mouth.....)
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
I wonder how many of you say similar things that annoy others without realising?? Sparky on job ive been on all week said "tha knows" after everything he said, had me in stitches but got me wondering what mine were.
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Wtf. 
