http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ng-manhood.html

Fuckinghell man!

My legs have crossed reading the bastard

Quote: redmond wrote in post #4

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i got told today that the bloke who done it eat it, always new they were odd doon there

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I like how they have got an expert in Penis Loss to give sound medical advice incase it happens to us!!

Professor Raj Persad, a consultant urologist and erectile dysfunction expert at Bristol’s Urological Institute, said: 'It can bleed a hell of a lot. It's just like severing a finger.

'You need to keep it clean and put it in an isolated plastic bag then pack (the bag) with ice.

'The functional recovery will depend on where the injury was. It's very difficult to re-suture the nerves but you can rejoin the corporal tissue (the erectile tissue which contains most of the blood in the penis during erection) and the urethra.

'The further away (the wound) is from the pudendal nerve (a nerve in the pelvis that carries sensation from the genitalia), the more likely he is to get function. Hopefully there are enough nerves left.

'He may end up with numbness along the shaft of the penis.

'He will be left with a deficit of some sort.'
(Like severing a Finger, has he ever had his penis chopped off?)

You don't half post some shyte ...