Anything Man utd related

1) Katie fucking Price and all her kids
2) the entire cast of eastenders
3) PayPal
4) Dijon Mustard
5) Bono

That's in no particular order and my list is not limited or exhaustive. I can go on with this shit for hours because I have a two day hangover and I am bitter and twisted.

James corden is a given

The rest requires a bit more thought

John Terry,
Paul McCartney
Sunderland

People playing music on their mobile phones
Silly over pricing on clothes
Jeremy Clarkson
Soap Opera
High Fives

I would have a different 5 every day

James corden
Hollyoaks
Coffee shops
Ant & Dec ( the nations favourite)
Cookery programmes

1. Shite tv programmes like Geordie Shore, the Valleys and the like
2. Robbie Savage
3. Bus lanes
4. Mike Dean - bent cunt
5. Formula 1

Formula 1 is a great shout Dave..I'm having that in mine...oh and people that call it 'F one'....fuck off