[quote="coopy100"][quote="1985casual"]Smokers who go out on the drink with no tabs.[/quote] Those cocksuckers normally start a sentence with: I had stopped but... and you fucking know whats coming next. A night of giving away your smokes at £7.50 a 20.[/quote]
Ohhhh yes - my favourite.
'you want a tab do you mate - well there £5.50 behind the bar for embers or tesco express is two mins that way >>>> make a fucking choice cunt sack...'
sunbeds, and people who use them, im not sure which time of the year annoys me most, the cunts who use it when they are meant to be a pale blue colour in january, but are instead a grilled golden black, or the cunts who use it in weather such as today ( reasonably warm and sunny).
reached for the secret too soon, cried for the moon.
Just indicate and go you old bastard, dont mind me and the wife and kids doing 70 in the lane next to you you fucking cunt.
As nice as they are what boils my piss is the fact that they are 20K + and bought by self deluded cunts who have waaaaaaaay to much disposable and think that we are doing nothing other than looking at them with envy. Keep yer hut cunt flap - When was the last time you spent any decent time with yer kids. Arsehole.
[quote="SAFCBeaufort"]sunbeds, and people who use them, im not sure which time of the year annoys me most, the cunts who use it when they are meant to be a pale blue colour in january, but are instead a grilled golden black, or the cunts who use it in weather such as today ( reasonably warm and sunny).[/quote]
CUNTS!!!!!
Weather's pissed me off today. Sat in office all morning looking out at blue sky and bright sunshine. Decide to walk into town at lunch. Suddenly there's a gale force wind and apocolyptic rainfall. FUCK YOU MOTHER NATURE
the price of stuff at the cinema. when the fuck did it become so cunting wallet melting expensive? 2.70 for a small juice and 3.65 for a small popcorn that consists o 15 kernels not too mention the 8 sheets each for the bloody tickets. Rip off fucking Britian indeed.
I'm not really sure of all this pressure, I'm never gonna lose any of my old letters, 'Cause they'll stay with me, Until I can see that I'm no one
Socks in the washing machine !!! for fucks sake you KNOW you`ve put them in pairs and when you take em` out the drum of death has fuckin eaten` em.... bloody sock gobbling electric chewing water bastard drinking things !!!
Cab drivers who think just because you've had a few they can try too charge you double fare, thieving cunts ( especially in Stourbridge & surrounding areas)
[quote="Mersons Bookie"]Pigeons have been boiling my piss. Bastards sit in the tree above my drive laughing as I wash the car. Cunts. Is it legal to shoot pigeons?[/quote]
Not sure, but when I meet up with a few mates every year for a shooting extravaganza and we get too pissed to shoot any rabbits, we than take aim at the "rats with wings"!
[quote="Wwfc 67"]Cab drivers who think just because you've had a few they can try too charge you double fare, thieving cunts ( especially in Stourbridge & surrounding areas)[/quote]
Cabs are ingenious, a great job extorted to its maximum potential by most, Gets you home in any state, somebody to offload on and empty your pockets at the end of the night, I hate going home with money at the end of the night, makes me feel like i not had a good un...
[quote="coopy100"]People that name drop. When cunts say stuff like: that chef off the tv simon rimmer he's my mate. [/quote]
I can't help it if I know some z listers. I was only saying to Ed Hall last night it's hard not to name drop when Sid Owen said maybe I could change there names in conversation with ordinary people.
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[quote="Anchor"]I could happily punch this cunt in the face for hours.
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^^^^^^^ now that is a cunt !!! a proper cunt !!! a real proper needs a fuckin right slappin` !!!!!! His fuckin voice i get inner rage when i hear that cunt !!!
[quote="Anchor"][quote="coopy100"]People that name drop. When cunts say stuff like: that chef off the tv simon rimmer he's my mate. [/quote]
I can't help it if I know some z listers. I was only saying to Ed Hall last night it's hard not to name drop when Sid Owen said maybe I could change there names in conversation with ordinary people. [/quote] Ha ha. Good answer!
I'm not really sure of all this pressure, I'm never gonna lose any of my old letters, 'Cause they'll stay with me, Until I can see that I'm no one
[quote="a-casual-zulu"][quote="Mersons Bookie"]He's a bit of a plum, but I quite like it when he chases down these conmen ripping off old grannies[/quote]
HE DONE BIRD FOR BURGALIN OLD FOLK AND MAKES A GOOD REFORMED CHARACTER FOR CHASEING CONMEN HIS A CUNT !!! [/quote]
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^^^^^^^ now that is a cunt !!! a proper cunt !!! a real proper needs a fuckin right slappin` !!!!!! 
