[quote="wadey"][quote="The Individual"]Wifes at Wolverhampton tonight on a hen do', give her a list of possible winners but to go e/w, she's won the first 3 so far, 4 to go, so no doubt if she has put money down I'll be getting raped at around 2am when she's bought twice as many drinks as she normally would......... bonus [/quote]

nowt finer than a pissed up horny wife coming in after a night out...go on my son!![/quote]

I fucking hate this, whe the missus tries waking me, pissed up wanting a bit of rough and tumble, or get woke up to her sucking away.
BTW won fuck all on the national either

Had 1st 3rd and 4th that with a treble i had on raked in around £490 today not bad

Wouldnt mind but when the shoe is on the other foot its a different story, my missus always gives it the you stink of perfume, or even better the other night she said I stank of fanny, wherever that came from i never know
Worse thing is last time we had drunked shenanigans it ended in a freak accident, I lost my balance and fell off side of bed, tried to grab wardrobe and missed ending up with the corner of a chest of drawers embedded in my forearm, Nasty, and she turned round asking to be finished off, while I wondering about stitches,

Peter Toole's in a critical condition after falling at aintree. 2 horses died today as well.

[quote="OFFHand"]Wouldnt mind but when the shoe is on the other foot its a different story, my missus always gives it the you stink of perfume, or even better the other night she said I stank of fanny, wherever that came from i never know
Worse thing is last time we had drunked shenanigans it ended in a freak accident, I lost my balance and fell off side of bed, tried to grab wardrobe and missed ending up with the corner of a chest of drawers embedded in my forearm, Nasty, and she turned round asking to be finished off, while I wondering about stitches, [/quote]

Haha. Thing of rare beauty for me these days as she don't drink too much anymore. (I do all of it!) I just come in ratted and fumble around and get fuck all back.

Gotta love drunken shenanigans. Last time I was in Ibiza I ended up locking myself out the hotel room stumbling about for a johnny. Had to go down to reception stark bollock naked with a semi

G.

Had £3.00 on Ballabriggs at 20/1, wish I'd put a few more quid down now.

i backed thw winner only put £1.50 on e/w

my horse in the works sweepstake fucking deeed, poor lad.

Nice one Wxm 1872 , could you put up a post like that every sat so I can retire on a beach somewhere hot !