and orders a bowl of soup. Waiter brings out the soup but liam starts kicking off becuase theres no bread with it, waiter turns round and says "but sir you've got a roll with it"

thank you, ill be here all week.....

Dear oh dear...

Think you need to lay off the Sudafed bud

Was that the same restaurant that Janet Street Porter was in and went up to the barman and asked for a large apéritif?

gold that mate keep it comin jus sent it to me mate the biggest oasis fan eva hell be broken !!!!!!!! ha

god loves a tryer