Having been in a relationship with a complete psychopath it's hard to pick faults in my current bird. She's pretty diamond, laid back / doesn't pressure me, has the same interests etc. Although she has her moments when she's on the blob - like all.
Quote by get the beer inShe is never...............................EVER, wrong.
Always got an answer, never the right one, but always got an answer.
yep, mine is NEVER wrong. And I've seen Haleys Comet more often than an apology
er....bless her... (in case she's got some evil genius way of seeing what I've typed....)
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
My wife has a tendency to , say , ask me if Eastenders is on ... so I say no ... thena couple of minutes later , she's sneakily looking at the tv guide ... I think to myself , why even bother fucking asking ... another , is that the postman just been ? , no it was charity bag through the door , so I go in kitchen to make the tea , peep round the corner , and there she is checking .. !! .. FFS women , why fucking ask me !!
Occasionally she breaks down in tears when she can't do simple things - her inability to use a tin opener prompted the most recent outburst bless her. Can't really complain about much - she actively encourages my club, music, drug and clothes indulgences and doesn't get too paranoid when I see other girls. Diamond.
Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:07 am (Last edited: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:08 am)
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