Quote by moxeyIve pumped loads of gas cookers,,from Glasgow tae London tae Amsterdam tae Hamburg tae Ibiza and even in ma home town...once done 5 in 1 day in the Dam while oot ma box on mushies...thats whit their there for.......in aboot it i say
Quote by moxeyIve pumped loads of gas cookers,,from Glasgow tae London tae Amsterdam tae Hamburg tae Ibiza and even in ma home town...once done 5 in 1 day in the Dam while oot ma box on mushies...thats whit their there for.......in aboot it i say
Never, paid for one for my pal though - he's 24 and had been with the same bird since he was 16. Probably not the most sensitive thing to do but it was the day Millwall got promoted last year -took him to a massage parlour and got this pretty stunning Eastern European bird to do her worst. Since then he's had several more so I'm wondering if I had a hand in unleashing something deep inside of him!
One of my mates has only ever had his hole once and it was with a brass in Bratislava back in 2005 he was 20 he's now 26 and he hasn't even kissed another lass!
Best one was we went to Hamburg couple of years back he was as happy as a pig in shit all day knowing he was going to get it wet and what happens...dislocated his knee, spends the night 2 days in hospital when we all take turns to visit him inbetween getting pumped and drinking.
Makes me laugh hearing lads getting all self righteous when it comes to ladies of the night saying they'd never dream of it, it's immoral, if you cant get a rub blah blah blah...
What's the difference in hunting out some tart in town on a night out spending in excess of 50 quid, or going to the local rat house and getting serviced straight away for 50 quid?
Not my scene admittedly, but if i was single, bored, horny and had some extra readies I wouldn't bat an eye lid.
I have never done it and would hope I would never be desperate enough to do it. It would make me feel a bit sick in that it would always be in the back of my mind the amount of ugly sweaty bastards who have been there before me. Would just feel dirty. Nothing against those who do it like, just not for me.
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Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:16 pm
....in aboot it i say
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