Years ago in Magaluf one of the lads barebacked an African hooker, he short changed her and the pimps chased a few of us along the beach front but luckily we weren't far from our hotel and got off. How he never caught anything though, she must have been riddled?
love me lapdances round near me, the girls are lovely got quite friendly with em, none of em bang but with a little charm you get a better dance . btw its on expenses so not my pocket. wouldn't go proper brassing though.
Quote by bexiemight aswell stick ur dick in a bag of eels instead of some ten bob tart
To be fair if someone stood me in front of a table, and sitting on the left was an overweight blonde hooker..... but on the right was a big bag of eel's hand on heart I'd choose the hooker. But that's because I'm human and not in any way sexually attracted to eel's.
Nearest i got was in Amsterdam the day before we went to Charleroi but saw one of the lads coming back in a sulk saying "she knew what she was doing i'd finished in 20 seconds thought i'd be in ages" I didn't bother being a tight Yorkshire lad,want my moneis worth.
I wouldn't do anything against my wife but before her it was all out war on any women, I enjoy handing cash over to them at the end my sleazed up kick. 2am take me homes, one nighters, hookers, bored housewives, wrecked 8am take me homes preferred off it on mud/ket, 2nd daters, it all works
In magaluf we done this thing called the prostitute run, one person goes up takes her down to the beach, on the way back we all run up with a cardboard box put it over her head and spin her round, she doesn't have a clue what's happening falls over and the pimp chases you with a blade. All good clean fun.
Quote by ryanIn magaluf we done this thing called the prostitute run, one person goes up takes her down to the beach, on the way back we all run up with a cardboard box put it over her head and spin her round, she doesn't have a clue what's happening falls over and the pimp chases you with a blade. All good clean fun.
Quote by ryanIn magaluf we done this thing called the prostitute run, one person goes up takes her down to the beach, on the way back we all run up with a cardboard box put it over her head and spin her round, she doesn't have a clue what's happening falls over and the pimp chases you with a blade. All good clean fun.
Ive pumped loads of gas cookers,,from Glasgow tae London tae Amsterdam tae Hamburg tae Ibiza and even in ma home town...once done 5 in 1 day in the Dam while oot ma box on mushies...thats whit their there for.......in aboot it i say
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. btw its on expenses so not my pocket. wouldn't go proper brassing though.
