I did Maga six years ago and came back with the clap, honest too. It is a bit of a dive but I'm sure that, with all your mates, you will have a cracker.
BCM is a massive club, cost about 20euros to get in - but free drink all night (although watered down in shitey wee glasses). Foam parties there are quite fun; remember fingering a slag in the middle of the foam, went to the bar, came back and my mate had his fingers up there...
The strip is full of crappy little clubs and crappy little bars. Loads of fucking reps and other annoyng cunts.
Me and 7 other mates booked Malia for 7 days.in July. there's 32 people in total that I know going, in 4 groups of 8. At least I know of 8 local.birds going so if the fanny is poor it won't be too bad.
Don't buy pills from foreigners, always go to the scousers. Don't buy tickets or passes from reps. Just find out where they're going to be and go. If the rep pipes up give him €20 and they should be sound with it. If you have found an apartment for €60 either its going to be a fuckin smack den or a cow shed in the middle of the countryside. The prostitutes braid hair during the day so try and get a combined discount if you're wanting corn rows. Don't fuck with the guys that work in the kebab shops, they have knives at hand and will swing them at you.
Quote by ryanDon't buy pills from foreigners, always go to the scousers. Don't buy tickets or passes from reps. Just find out where they're going to be and go. If the rep pipes up give him €20 and they should be sound with it. If you have found an apartment for €60 either its going to be a fuckin smack den or a cow shed in the middle of the countryside. The prostitutes braid hair during the day so try and get a combined discount if you're wanting corn rows. Don't fuck with the guys that work in the kebab shops, they have knives at hand and will swing them at you.
Went when I was too old (21) in 2003... enjoyed and hated it in equal measure.The bars/clubs were shit, the music was beyond abonimable, so was everyone there, but the sun was shining and I was with some good mates. I seem to remember the name Boomerang for some reason, i think maybe this was the least heinous of the nightspots. But don't think that means that it's good, it's really just another wanker's griefhole.
If I had one piece of advice I'd say do not under any circumstances book to see the 'Pirates' live show. Good luck.
I went with the wife and kids last year and it was quite frankly shit,should have known better but it was a last minute job just for a holiday. Plus point is the beach for me,can always get on and always clean,and for a sad old bastard like me plenty of fanny for the wank bank for the evening shower....... dirty little bitches
Can't think of anything worse to be honest! Then again I've only ever gone on holidays to places like Amsterdam and Berlin and always to take drugs/listen to music rather than pull. Reckon if you want to get your end away you'll be in the right place. Loads of birds I know have been, from their pictures on facebook they turn into proper little minxs on the flight over!
Quote by ryanDon't buy pills from foreigners, always go to the scousers. Don't buy tickets or passes from reps. Just find out where they're going to be and go. If the rep pipes up give him €20 and they should be sound with it. If you have found an apartment for €60 either its going to be a fuckin smack den or a cow shed in the middle of the countryside. The prostitutes braid hair during the day so try and get a combined discount if you're wanting corn rows. Don't fuck with the guys that work in the kebab shops, they have knives at hand and will swing them at you.
Haha some of these replies are fucking hilarious thanks alot lads, particulary Chinese Alan for that long one and Ryan for the funniest one at the top of the page
Quote by sauzee88Can't think of anything worse to be honest! Then again I've only ever gone on holidays to places like Amsterdam and Berlin and always to take drugs/listen to music rather than pull.
IMO you can't truly appreciate the good without knowing how awfully shit things could be.
Quote by sauzee88Can't think of anything worse to be honest! Then again I've only ever gone on holidays to places like Amsterdam and Berlin and always to take drugs/listen to music rather than pull.
IMO you can't truly appreciate the good without knowing how awfully shit things could be.
Quote by sauzee88Can't think of anything worse to be honest! Then again I've only ever gone on holidays to places like Amsterdam and Berlin and always to take drugs/listen to music rather than pull.
IMO you can't truly appreciate the good without knowing how awfully shit things could be.
Quote by Red ArmyHaha some of these replies are fucking hilarious thanks alot lads, particulary Chinese Alan for that long one and Ryan for the funniest one at the top of the page
No worries, do it right and you'll have one hell of a time, do it wrong and take everything too seriously and you'll have the worst week of your life....
Flick knives at dawn with the locals on the beach one morning - told later by some expats that we were lucky not to be 'stabbed up and buried on the beach'
Banned from a couple of brothels for taking over and taking the piss.
Dunno what it's like may/early June. I'd presume quiet. Went over 10 years ago a few times for long weekends and didn't seem very busy both times I went in mid June. Loads of empty bars. Doubt it will be much busier with the euro being shit to the pound. Preferred arenal the other side of Palma. Germans Dutch and dinavians pussè
Dunno what it's like may/early June. I'd presume quiet. Went over 10 years ago a few times for long weekends and didn't seem very busy both times I went in mid June. Loads of empty bars. Doubt it will be much busier with the euro being shit to the pound. Preferred arenal the other side of Palma. Germans Dutch and dinavians pussè
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