been 5 times apart from the first i was a fresh faced 18 yo on my first lads holiday all the others stag/footy everyone was quality and there was quite a bit of fanny about apart from the 2002 world cup where it was a cock fest but if you have the patter and a cheeky smile you will still get laid!! you will have the time of your life as been said fuck them reps off but you have your own place from booking.com so wont have to bother!! just have some wits about you dont get too smashed you just pass out in the street you will get mugged or bummed or pissed on stay well away from the lucky men,you will get hassled to fuck outside every bar just tell them you work on the island,there will be a lot of locals about at weekends as they all come from all over to do a dutty uk bird and will find them sleeping anywhere if they have not pulled!! some lovely steak restaurants down the road from the la coste shop on the way to palma instead of eating in some of the crap holes there!! bars just go in where the fanny is if its full of tail walk out find another
Haha well the other lad has booked now! So hopefully it'll be sound! Cheers boys!
Haha cheesy we are going when the group stages of the euros are on so it'll probably bit a bit of a cockfest similar to 2002 world cup then :( thanks for all the other advice though! I'm sure We'll defo be taking a trip down to Them steak restaurants :)
Anything you wanna no give me a shout I no the place like the back of my hand won't be too familiar with bar names a they changed alot since I went 2 year ago but can tell you the ones I went in and had some nice birds in!! Also defo take bcm on well of there is someone on decent!! Remember there were like suspended bird cages in there for the dancers and we kept getting my mate southgate up there as he looks like the player he was pulling his pant and trousers round his ankles shaking his nob about to the beats anyway after the 3rd time of the bouncers getting him down they kicked him out!! I walked out the club to the scene in the inbetweeners film with the ants but this was back in 2002 he was laying next to a palm tree actually in the nest covered in the fucking things I've never laughed so much in my life!! Helped him up and took him for another ale:) so many good times and stories
Steak places have the meat in the counters you can choose them and they whack them on the BBQ they are fucking ace I'd have one everyday best about 6/7ish!! Bars that you used to pay to get in but used to be alright years ago was bananas and boomerangs but looked steady and never went in them last time I was there but pulled in both:-) and never go out till gone 12!! drink at the hotel with a crate then go out when it's busy!! Firstly you will spend less also wont absolutly arse holed and also chicks will be starting to get half cut while you still have your wits about you!! You can take them back scuttle them then be back out for the next round if you boys are in a competition
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was think of taking a few of my own over but thats an awful risk
