Zitat von alan_the_casualI can assure you my man I am as Nigerian as online bank fraud lol. Who are you?? I see you have the black and white of Fulham in your picture, do you like the whites too?
Yes I am Fulham, my name is Ian..................and that flag is owned by a young man from South London, and that flag was also hung outside a bar in Basle.
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, Flowing into the night.......
Zitat von alan_the_casualHere is my flag. I am Nigerian and support Fulham. Why my dad chose Fulham when he emigrated from Africa in the 60s I dont know, I wish I supported Arsenal due to their strong African fan base.
Nigerian my arse!
Is your man on the left giving it the ol Sieg Heil?
Zitat von alan_the_casualI can assure you my man I am as Nigerian as online bank fraud lol. Who are you?? I see you have the black and white of Fulham in your picture, do you like the whites too?
Yes I am Fulham, my name is Ian..................and that flag is owned by a young man from South London, and that flag was also hung outside a bar in Basle.
Yes I know the person from South London, he is at university up here at Newcastle and I have met him a few times. I took the flag to Sunderland away this season for him because he didn't go.
Zitat von alan_the_casualYes I know the person from South London, he is at university up here at Newcastle and I have met him a few times. I took the flag to Sunderland away this season for him because he didn't go.
your not dickson etuhu are you?
reached for the secret too soon, cried for the moon.
It was fucking hilarious - I literally shat my cock off laughing it was that funny - your deft touch in the comediac arts is impressive. Actually Radio 2 are running a competition at present to find new stand up talent. Enter - please.
You could go on stage telll the audience you once made a flag from some tat as your good with needles - then watch their bemused faces for a bit before hitting them with the killer punch line that in reality you didn't!!!
Prepare for unbounded hilarity
This is literally a gold mine for comedy - you could then tell them you had eaten a steak and kidney pie before you took the stage as you are rather partial to pastry, gravy and meat, que bewilderment, then hit 'em hard when you tell that in fact you have had nothing to eat...all day!
Is it very ironic that whilst you try and take the piss out of me for not being funny, you manage do it in a way that is about as funny as a brain tumour.
If I can try and fathom what you are saying then I can see no irony at all - overused word that, mainly by people who have not got the foggiest what it means. As a little rule of thumb nothing that our Allanis sings about here is ironic in anyway.
Zitat von AnchorIt was fucking hilarious - I literally shat my cock off laughing it was that funny - your deft touch in the comediac arts is impressive. Actually Radio 2 are running a competition at present to find new stand up talent. Enter - please.
You could go on stage telll the audience you once made a flag from some tat as your good with needles - then watch their bemused faces for a bit before hitting them with the killer punch line that in reality you didn't!!!
Prepare for unbounded hilarity
This is literally a gold mine for comedy - you could then tell them you had eaten a steak and kidney pie before you took the stage as you are rather partial to pastry, gravy and meat, que bewilderment, then hit 'em hard when you tell that in fact you have had nothing to eat...all day!
Zitat von AnchorIt was fucking hilarious - I literally shat my cock off laughing it was that funny - your deft touch in the comediac arts is impressive. Actually Radio 2 are running a competition at present to find new stand up talent. Enter - please.
You could go on stage telll the audience you once made a flag from some tat as your good with needles - then watch their bemused faces for a bit before hitting them with the killer punch line that in reality you didn't!!!
Prepare for unbounded hilarity
This is literally a gold mine for comedy - you could then tell them you had eaten a steak and kidney pie before you took the stage as you are rather partial to pastry, gravy and meat, que bewilderment, then hit 'em hard when you tell that in fact you have had nothing to eat...all day!
Alan - your a ledge.
This is up there with one of the funniest posts I have read on here.
Dan, top notch squire.
When is Alan leaving to pursue his career in arts & crafts?
And also his career in lying through his fucking teeth?
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