Husband and wife lying in bed asleep phone rings middle of the night. The wife answers the phone and theres a bloke heavy breathing at other end then the bloke asks her if she has a tight baldy cunt.
The wife replies Aye hes lying next to me.
Well, I tell them there's no problem Only solutions
I had a call the other day, i came first in an Elvis competition.......... to pick my prize Press 1 .................for the money 2 ...........................for the show
Live life to the full and enjoy, try and help people who havn't got as much as you, you never know what tomorrow will bring!!!!
So I told the doctor I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home! "Well, that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome" he said Is it common? "Its not unusual"
After getting sent to jail, I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently fucked up the arse. Sometimes I think my uncle Patrick takes Monopoly a bit too seriously...
Eye's right, skin back tight, bollocks to the front, we're the boy's who make more noise when we're on the cunt, we're the riders of the night, and we'd rather fuck than fight, we're the riders of the Clock end Highbury
Quote: Vasque wrote in post #47Some twat keeps phoning me up and singing 'Stand and Deliver' down the phone. I've tried telling him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant.
Not bad Andy.
Well, I tell them there's no problem Only solutions
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